WELCOME TO THE GLOBAL ANTICHRIST PARTY!
KØBENHAVN, WALPURGISNACHT 2022 ― At a time when Bible-based hate is on the rise and devout Christian presidents kill innocent children with impunity — Biden in Syria and Putin in Ukraine — Generation Z and Millennials want something entirely different.
That’s why we are so pleased to announce the global Antichrist Party.
Based on the democratic socialist values that made Denmark the world’s happiest, healthiest and greenest country of all time, the Antichrist Party supports everything that’s nice in life!
Sounds good? 🙂
- Worldwide introduction to Scandinavian welfare, equality, free education, free healthcare, democratic socialism and green energy
- Worldwide ban on torture, capital punishment, Nazis and assault weapons
- Worldwide renaming of cities, states and streets named after crusaders and slaveowners like Columbus or Washington
- Worldwide ban on religious homeschooling
- Worldwide ban on religious propaganda in public schools
- Worldwide ban on companies like Facebook that violate users’ privacy and other civil rights
- Worldwide removal of divisive religious symbols from public buildings, parks and vehicles
- Nationalizing personal property exceeding $100 million, transferring all proceeds to low-income groups
- Replacing fiat currencies with crypto, supporting billions of people who don’t have bank accounts
- Canceling all student debt
- Compelling the United States to pay its $ 500 trillion debt to Native Americans, American descendants of slavery and victims of American war crimes in Japan, Vietnam and Iraq
- Compelling the UK and other European nations to pay their debts to descendants of slavery
- Protecting the pre-Christian Greco-Roman foundation of modern civilization and democracy
- Banning U.S. news media from promoting and exporting American ideologies like gun ’rights,’ death penalty and bible-based violence, anti-Semitism, misogyny and homophobia to the civilized world
- Banning Mein Kampf, the Bible and other works of hate that consistently incite and justify murder, torture, anti-Semitism, homophobia, misogyny and war
- Supporting the traditional Anti-Christian values like equality, liberty, welfare and tolerance that made Denmark the world’s happiest, healthiest and greenest country of all time
A Tree Is Known by Its Fruit
So, what are the fruits of… Christ?
- Holocaust —designed by Martin Luther
- Civil wars
- Torture and murder of witches
- Torture and murder of non-Christians
- AIDS — spread by rejection of condoms
- Unwanted pregnancies, lethal at-home abortions, AIDS and other STDs caused by papal falsehoods like ”condoms could make African AIDS crisis worse”
- Claims that ”god hates LGBTQ” and ”AIDS is god’s curse”
- History’s most well-organized center of child abuse, The Vatican
- Bible-based terror attacks
- Lethal colonialism
- War on science
- Crusades against ’holy’ lands
- Crusades against baltic Pagans
- Bush’s crusade against Iraq
- Putin’s crusade against Ukraine
- Bible-based discrimination, hate and violence against LGBTQ
- Bible-based discrimination, hate and violence against Pagans
- Bible-based discrimination, hate and violence against women
- Bible-based censorship
- Bible-based antisemitism
- Bible-based slavery
…and what are the fruits of Antichrist?
WELCOME TO THE 25th CENTURY!
The Antichrist Party is opening physical offices in all countries on April 30, 2033.
IMPORTANT: On April 30, 2033, our New Calendar is replacing the Christian ’Anno Domini’ system worldwide, uniting humanity in a neutral way that respects all belief systems and nations.
In contrast to flawed systems like traditional Gregorian, Buddhist and Hindu calendars, New Calendar correctly references astronomical time/ISO 8601 — including Year Zero — which solves a wide range of dating errors in scientific studies.
Because New Calendar is based on the birth of universally respected philosopher Plato, instead of divisive fictional characters, please add 428 to the current year on April 30, 2033 in order to calculate the new correct date, April 30, 2461.
Let the Swinging Sixties begin…
BEST ANTI-CHRISTIAN QUOTES
“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks”
“The spiritualisation of sensuality is called love: it is a great triumph over Christianity”
”This is the Catholic Church of Boston, which covered up decades of child rape, moved priests around, covered it up, let them continue their raping and child abuse and then had the gall to say what we were doing were sinful. I mean, fuck them”
—Anonymous co-founder of Satanic Temple in ”Hail Satan?” 2019
”Christianity is a hoax based on ignorance, spread by terror and sustained by indoctrination”
—Søren Mosegaard, author, Uhyret fra Betlehem, 2001
“Under the guidance of her Christian pastors, she [France] entertained herself, besides, with such humane achievements as sentencing a youth to have his hands cut off, his tongue torn out with pincers, and his body burned alive, because he had not kneeled down in the rain to do honour to a dirty procession of monks”
―Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
“If Christianity, Judaism and Islam were any good, Jerusalem would be heaven on earth”
—Antichrist, aka Vatican Dolls, founder of the Antichrist Party
“If Christianity can convince so many to follow a man like Trump almost worshipfully—or couldn’t at least help millions discern the unique threat Trump represented—what good is it really? I say this as someone who has been Christian all my life”
―Issac Bailey, Professor of Public Policy
“This myth of Satan being the ultimate evil has done real tangible harm in the world”
—Lucien Greaves, filmmaker, founder of The Satanic Temple, 2019
“The only time religious freedom is evoked is in the name of bigotry and discrimination”
“Christian privilege is a huge problem in our country because it dictates the laws, it dictates everything we do, what bathrooms I can use ”
—Sadie Satanas, TST member, 2019
“We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn’t been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake”
—Catherine Fahringer, Freedom From Religion Foundation
“Since Christ is evil, it’s easy to understand that Antichrist is good”
―Maria von Donner
“Christ on his cross is the icon of the crusades, the flag of Columbus, the heart of White Supremacists, the symbol of slave trade, the key to anti-Semitism, the mark of MAGA, the flame of KKK, the soul of Gab, the spirit of QAnon and the sign of the perverts who burned our mothers at the stake. He’s the ultimate hate symbol and he needs to be canceled! #CancelChrist”
Along with like-minded services such as The Debutantes, upcoming Twitter replacement URMASK, the Russian Exile Government in Vienna and the world’s first news service for Generation Z and Millennials DEEP MINK, the global ANTICHRIST PARTY is part of the new pop Marxist revolution that’s bringing fun and equality to the world.